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"My dick says up your ass"

-Alia.

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Oh the vagina
What a wonderful thing
Until you get a yeast infection
And then it starts to sting!

It's good for many things
Like if you want to get laid
But you have to shave it
And clean it everyday

What a pain in my ass
Just to look good
So that a guy is impressed
When he gets under my hood

But how good it feels
Whenever I get laid
And when I'm really broke
I can use it to get paid

Yes God really did a wonderful thing
When he made the female crotch
For if there was no vagina
All human kind would be lost


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